My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig man

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My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig man

Postby Dead1 » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:42 pm

My Black Crusade character is a real freak.

He's a psyker but that's the least freaky thing about him.

He is currently:

- Grossly fat (a gift of the gods)

- Looks like a pig with snout and all (thanks to Pseudo Daemon)

- Is currently about 100 years old thanks to being banished for 77 years.


The other freaks in the party include:

- A spider beast man with a flaming skull who is quite happy to shoot you in the back (ref: 77 year banishment mentioned above)

- A centaur beast man

- An avian beast man with one leg, an inability to lie and a propensity to pee his pants everytime something wierd happens.

The more normal characters are:
1. A Dark Heretech - main freakiness is horns and an intelligent cist with a fetish for wierd insertions.
2. A vicious biker babe with 3 hands (only two arms) that spits fire and hacks up underage hookers
"It will be so loud that if we move in next door to you, your lawn will die".
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Re: My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig m

Postby Cailus » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:36 pm

It is kind of funny when one summarises like that!
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Re: My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig m

Postby thunderking » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:43 pm

Wow...guess that 3rd hand is a pimp hand then :lol:
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Re: My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig m

Postby shanehugh » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:29 pm

Why does this disturb me Dead1...maybe the thought of you comfortably slipping into character, snorting pig like replies and face planting the chip bowl for another mouthful :)
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Re: My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig m

Postby Cailus » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:00 pm

With the Corruption Points and Mutation Rolls, Black Crusade makes it very hard not to have a crazy mutant by mid-career!
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Re: My Black Crusade character is a 100 year old obese pig m

Postby Dead1 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:17 am

shanehugh wrote:Why does this disturb me Dead1...maybe the thought of you comfortably slipping into character, snorting pig like replies and face planting the chip bowl for another mouthful :)


It's not that far from the truth. :P
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